1. I am dating Alec Baldwin and living in a swanky New York penthouse.
2. I am the 5th Golden Girl and the series ends when our house burns down and we are forced to live elsewhere.
3. I am a part of a relay race for St. Jude's children's hospital. The race takes place on Halloween and Tina Fey is my partner. We run in full costume. I am a killer tomato and she is a blue crayon.
4. I discover a duffel bag with puppies in it on the beach. I keep them and they become the hale pets.
How cracked out am I?
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